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Stafford County Sheriffs in Virginia Have Punny Encounter With DonkeyYou may have heard of the TV series Baywatch, but this might be the first time you'll hear about Stafford County's Bray Watch. Like the Baywatch lifeguards who patrol the beach, the county's Bray Watch actively patrols its streets, but not for people. Instead, they patrol for donkeys potentially in danger, like this escaped donkey, which they affectionally called "Donkey Hote." (hahaha punny)On October 8, at 1:03 AM, the Stafford County Emergency Communications Center was alerted by a call about a donkey walking in the 400 block of Brooke Road.Deputy AJ. Deasy was dispatched to the area. With help from Deputy D.J. Ferrell, the deputy successfully caught the animal.According to the Facebook post from the County Sheriff's Office, the donkey was "reunited with his owner in stable condition." The office hopes and "bray[s] he doesn't escape again."Whoever wrote this story for the office deserves a cookie, a pay raise, or a rank promotion, whichever is applicable.(Image Credit: Office of Stafford County Sheriff)#Rescue #Funny #Animals

Pink Floyd the Flamingo Who Escaped from a Kansas Zoo in 2005, was Just Spotted in TexasNearly 17 years ago, flamingos No. 492 and No. 347 fled from the Sedgwick County Zoo in Wichita, Kansas, when the zoo staff forgot to clip their feathers again. Ever since their escape, one of the flamingos, No. 492, has been spotted in various places in the United States.A few weeks ago, the Coastal Fisheries Division of the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department posted a video featuring No. 492 (also known as "Pink Floyd") walking through Cox Bay near Port Lavaca. It would seem, the agency joked, that the pink bird, "has returned from the dark side of [the] moon."It is believed that Pink Floyd is about 27 years old, which means that the flamingo in question might have only few years left, as experts believe that flamingos in the wild can live until about 30.(Image Credit: Coastal Fisheries - Texas Parks and Wildlife via Facebook)#Flamingo #Wild #Funny #Texas #PinkFloyd #SedgwickCountyZoo

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? To Steal the Pentagon's SecretsOn the morning of January 31, 2022, Pentagon security caught a suspicious two-legged creature trying to get inside one of the most secure places on the face of the earth. It was said to have been sneaking around the security area of the building.Together, the Animal Welfare League of Arlington and Pentagon officers caught the creature in question. Now you might ask, "why was the former involved in the incident?" That's because the sneaky figure was a chicken (or is it really a chicken?). As they stated on their Facebook post, the Animal Welfare League of Arlington kept the chicken in custody as they looked for a proper shelter for the animal. The league also asked for suggestions on what they should name the chicken. The organization went with "Henny Penny."(Image Credit: Animal Welfare League of Arlington/ Facebook)#Funny #Chicken #Pentagon