The Pet Poetry of SchnoodleDoodleDo

That tail has a cat on it. Cats there just to carry the tail around

…what’s the Problem ? is it wrong
to have a tail that’s Extra long??
i hold it proudly in the air -
(i have a l e n g t h y tail to share)
n when i’m in the deepest snow
my tail above will always show ;}
won’t let me disappear from sight -
(i’m holding on
with all my might!)

This poem accompanied a reddit post from criderslider, sharing their cat's unusually long tail.

Every once in a while, a reddit member will gain a reputation as a poet. I am glad to have discovered SchnoodleDoodleDo, who focuses on posts about pets, and when inspiration strikes, quickly writes a relevant poem about a picture or video that's been posted in one of the animal forums. She writes in a cadence that's reminiscent of Dr. Seuss's rhymes, and they are always filled with love and respect for the critter pictured.

Redditor pmcg115 showed us how their dog took up residence in a circle on the rug. SchnoodleDoodleDo had a poem for that

I think she may have a similar number of brain cells to orange cats.

now i lay me down to sleep,
inside the circle body keep ;@)
the perfect cozy spot i found!
am curled up small, inside the round
no single thought inside my head,
as i drift off in comfy bed
am fast asleep, so nice n snug
a peaceful dream
on magic rug

This cat is really clingy. When thissweetnut posted a video, SchnoodleDoodleDo explained it in poetry. 

It’s obvious… because she’s a baby

don’t try n oVeRtHiNk it, cuz there’s nothing more to know
i just want you to cuddle me ~ don’t ever let me go!!
i love it when you hold me tight - you keep me nice n calm ;}
it’s obvious … am baby, see?
n human
You’re my Mom
❤️

And then there's this cat, who belongs to a neighbor but wants to come inside litlenuke's house and make himself at home. A ripe story for a SchnoodleDoodleDo poem. 

It is his house! Why you are the guest!

Human - whatcha doin, friend? Why don’t you Open Door ?
I wanna do the ENTER (isn’t that what Hands are for?)
am try my best to do myself, but paws just sLiP n sLiDe
i gotta let you OUT again
so I can come inside ;}

this house is for the taking, so i choose it as my own
(i know that you are in there, n you shouldn’t be alone…)
so i’ll allow your presence - understand: I know what’s Best
you need a Cat to Supurrvise
n You can be
my Guest
❤️

It's a real honor to have your pet's picture or video inspire a poem, and readers are tickled to find them. If this sort of thing makes you go all verklempt inside, you'll want to check out SchnoodleDoodleDo's poetry portfolio, and maybe follow that account to catch the latest poetry, attached to really cute animal posts on reddit.


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