Kevin, a pet donkey in Redding, California, escaped from his pen and began exploring his residential neighborhood. Local newspaper Record Searchlight reports that police officers Brian Berg and Camaron Hooks responded to a call for help and corralled Kevin.
How were the officers able to catch the ass? Officer Berg attributes his success to his mustache, which is a style called the “Dallas mustache.” Kevin stopped running away when, Berg says, he saw the officer and, “…like most people I deal with, he saw the moustache and he just said, 'I give up’.” Kevin submitted to the manly tuft of hair and returned to captivity.
-via Dave Barry | Photo: Redding Police Department