What do you do when there's an alligator in your yard and he doesn't want to leave? If you live in Florida, you need to consider that it might happen. A man identified in some news accounts as Eugene Bozzi and others as Abdul Gene Malik, also known as Florida Man in the most superhero-like use of the term, took matters into his own hands when it happened in Mount Dora.
Any hesitation on his part would have meant an escaped gator. True, the alligator is frightened, and most likely would have happily returned to the water on his own if there weren't so many people around. -via Fark ā