Brave Possum Liberates Cookies from Human Fortress

Tiff’s Treats is a Texas-based cookie delivery company. It offers a quick if pricey way to send fresh cookies to another person without having to engage in verbal communication or eye contact. Thus it fills an essential market niche in today’s society.

But the cookie delivery system has a security loophole, which this clever possum exploited. Security camera footage from a home in northern Texas shows the possum brazenly crawling up, snatching the bag, and pulling it away without the least bit of fear.

This is how you win at life. Don’t make excuses. Don’t offer explanations. Just go out and seize the cookies of success.

-Thanks, Wifey!

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